Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Quotes. Show all posts
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Sunday, 10 January 2016
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A year from now you will wish you
had started today.
- Karen Lamb
- Karen Lamb
Your relationship with yourself sets
the tone for every other relationship you have.
- Robert Holden
- Robert Holden
Man
stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
- Zen Proverb
- Zen Proverb
Patience is the art of concealing your impatience.
- Guy Kawasaki
- Guy Kawasaki
A person’s a person, no matter how small.
- Dr. Suess
- Dr. Suess
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long
one instead.
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
Simplicity does
not precede complexity, but follows it.
- Alan Perlis
- Alan Perlis
All change is
not growth, as all movement is not forward.
- Ellen Glasgow
It’s a very powerful thing when
someone sees you as the person you wish you were.
- Veronica Mars
- Veronica Mars
Where wisdom
reigns, there is no conflict between thinking and feeling.
- Carl Jung
- Carl Jung
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Sunday, 10 May 2015
First the doctor told me the good news; I was going to have a disease named after me.
- Steve Martin
I have never killed a man. But I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
- Anon
I never think of future; it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat.
- Jim Davis
The trouble with unemployment is the minute you wake up in the morning you're on a job.
- Slappy White
Housework can't kill you. But why take a chance.
- Phyllis Diller
A good dog is a bad dog.
- Anonymous
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
- George Bernard Shaw
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Wayne Gretzky
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
- Anonymous
The trouble with learning from experience is you never graduate.
- Doug Larson
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy just to be normal.
- Albert Camus
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
- Foe Ancis
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- W.C. Fields
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
- Winston Churchill
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent in writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley
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First the doctor told me the good news; I was going to have a disease named after me.
- Steve Martin
I have never killed a man. But I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.
- Anon
I never think of future; it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat.
- Jim Davis
The trouble with unemployment is the minute you wake up in the morning you're on a job.
- Slappy White
Housework can't kill you. But why take a chance.
- Phyllis Diller
A good dog is a bad dog.
- Anonymous
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
- George Bernard Shaw
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
- Wayne Gretzky
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
- Anonymous
The trouble with learning from experience is you never graduate.
- Doug Larson
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy just to be normal.
- Albert Camus
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
- Foe Ancis
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- W.C. Fields
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
- Winston Churchill
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent in writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
- Robert Benchley
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Thursday, 7 May 2015
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- Emo Phillips
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- George Carlin
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Mark Twain
A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Winston Churchill
All you need is love. But a chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
- Albert Einstein
A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.
- Sigmund Freud
If I keep paying attention, I am going to be in debt.
- Noah Monteiro
A house cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.
- Valeriu Butulescu
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
- Mark Twain
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- Emo Phillips
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- George Carlin
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Mark Twain
A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Winston Churchill
All you need is love. But a chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
- Albert Einstein
A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.
- Sigmund Freud
If I keep paying attention, I am going to be in debt.
- Noah Monteiro
A house cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.
- Valeriu Butulescu
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
- Mark Twain
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Friday, 13 February 2015
A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
- Clare Whiting
A kiss may ruin a human life.
- Oscar Wilde
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
- Sylvia Plath
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
- Leigh Hunt
Is not a kiss the very autograph of love.
- Henry Finck
The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
- Jarod Kintz
A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
Kissing may not spread germs, but certainly lower resistance.
- Louise Erickson
A man's kiss is his signature.
- Mae West
When I kiss you, I can taste your soul.
- Terri Guillemets
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
- Ladies Home Journal
A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
- Proverb
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
- Rupert Brooke
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A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.
- Clare Whiting
A kiss may ruin a human life.
- Oscar Wilde
Kiss me and you will see how important I am.
- Sylvia Plath
Stolen kisses are always sweetest.
- Leigh Hunt
Is not a kiss the very autograph of love.
- Henry Finck
The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.
- Jarod Kintz
A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
Kissing may not spread germs, but certainly lower resistance.
- Louise Erickson
A man's kiss is his signature.
- Mae West
When I kiss you, I can taste your soul.
- Terri Guillemets
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
- Ladies Home Journal
A kiss without a hug is like a flower without the fragrance.
- Proverb
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
- Rupert Brooke
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Monday, 9 February 2015
Flowers wilt, jewelery tarnishes, candles burn out, but chocolate doesn't hang around long enough to get old.
- Sr. Cocoa Loca
Look, there is no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
- Fernando Pessoa
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.
- Joan Bauer
If there is no chocolate in heaven, I am not going.
- Jane Seabrook
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with a chocolate.
- Linda Grayson
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Flowers wilt, jewelery tarnishes, candles burn out, but chocolate doesn't hang around long enough to get old.
- Sr. Cocoa Loca
Look, there is no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
- Fernando Pessoa
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes.
- Joan Bauer
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
- John Belushi
If there is no chocolate in heaven, I am not going.
- Jane Seabrook
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant.
- Kim Knott
Chocolate says "I am sorry" so much better than words.
- Rachel Vincent
- Kim Knott
Chocolate says "I am sorry" so much better than words.
- Rachel Vincent
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now
and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is world's perfect food.
- Michael Levine
- Charles M. Schulz
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is world's perfect food.
- Michael Levine
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with a chocolate.
- Linda Grayson
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
- Jo Brand
What you see before you, my friend, is
the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
- Katharine Hepburn
- Katharine Hepburn
When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
- Regina Brett
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Wednesday, 4 February 2015
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
- Sam Keen
A kiss is the shortest distance between two.
- Henny Youngman
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
- Emma Goldman
We are most alive when we are in love.
- John Updike
When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
- William Shakespeare
Love is metaphysical gravity.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Come live in my heart and may no rent.
- Samuel Lover
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning
The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
- Jacques Benigne Bossuel
I am dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
- Garry Shandling
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
- Mignon Mclaughlin
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- Rose Franken
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle
Love is the poetry of the senses.
- Honore de Balzac
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I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft
You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
- Sam Keen
A kiss is the shortest distance between two.
- Henny Youngman
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
- Emma Goldman
We are most alive when we are in love.
- John Updike
When love is not madness, it is not love.
- Pedro Calderon de la Barca
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs.
- William Shakespeare
Love is metaphysical gravity.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Come live in my heart and may no rent.
- Samuel Lover
Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
- Robert Browning
The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.
- Jacques Benigne Bossuel
I am dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
- Garry Shandling
Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before.
- Mignon Mclaughlin
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
- Rose Franken
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
- Aristotle
Love is the poetry of the senses.
- Honore de Balzac
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Monday, 29 December 2014
No nice men are good at getting taxis.
- Katherine Whitehorn
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
- Laura Swenson
I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
- Mae West
No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
- Oscar Wilde
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
- Lana Turner
Women are never disarmed by compliments, men always are.
- Oscar Wilde
He is every other inch a gentleman.
- Rebecca West
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
- Chuck Norris
A man is a God in ruins.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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No nice men are good at getting taxis.
- Katherine Whitehorn
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
- Laura Swenson
I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
- Mae West
No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
- Oscar Wilde
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
- Lana Turner
Women are never disarmed by compliments, men always are.
- Oscar Wilde
He is every other inch a gentleman.
- Rebecca West
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
- Benjamin Franklin
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.
- Chuck Norris
A man is a God in ruins.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Every girl should use what mother nature gave her before father time takes it away.
- Laurence J.Peter
Women are always beautiful.
- Ville Valo
A woman in love can't be reasonable, or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- Mae West
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
- Karl Kraus
I would rather trusty a woman's instinct that a man's reason.
- Stanley Baldwin
Women begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
- Oscar Wilde
It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.
- Eugenie Clark
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.
- Oscar Wilde
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
- Albert Einstein
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
- Bella Abzug
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
- Alphonse Karr
Women like silent men. They think they are listening.
- Marcel Achard
You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her.
- Ada Leverson
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
- Jenny Weber
Being a lady is an attitude.
- Chuck Woolery
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Every girl should use what mother nature gave her before father time takes it away.
- Laurence J.Peter
Women are always beautiful.
- Ville Valo
A woman in love can't be reasonable, or she probably wouldn't be in love.
- Mae West
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.
- Karl Kraus
I would rather trusty a woman's instinct that a man's reason.
- Stanley Baldwin
Women begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
- Oscar Wilde
It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.
- Eugenie Clark
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.
- Oscar Wilde
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
- Albert Einstein
I prefer the word homemaker, because housewife always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
- Bella Abzug
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
- Alphonse Karr
Women like silent men. They think they are listening.
- Marcel Achard
You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her.
- Ada Leverson
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
- Jenny Weber
Being a lady is an attitude.
- Chuck Woolery
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Sunday, 28 December 2014
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He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who
makes one is a fool.
- F.M. Knowles
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
- Oscar Wilde
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this — To rise above the little things.
- John Burroughs
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
- Joey Adams
- F.M. Knowles
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
- Oscar Wilde
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this — To rise above the little things.
- John Burroughs
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
- Joey Adams
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's
twice as onerous a duty.
- John Seldon
- John Seldon
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
- Oprah Winfrey
- Oprah Winfrey
Twenty years from now you will be more
disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So
throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds
in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
- Mark Twain
- Mark Twain
I have no way of knowing how people really feel,
but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while
someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
- Tucker Carlsen
- Tucker Carlsen
For last year's words belong to last year's
language. And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to
make a beginning.
- T.S. Elliot
- T.S. Elliot
The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
- Michael Altshuler
- Michael Altshuler
I would say happy new year but it's not happy; it's exactly the
same as last year except colder.
- Robert Clark
- Robert Clark
Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a
good one.
- Brad Paisly
- Brad Paisly
Every New Year people get you some presents but your best present
you get never changes: Your own existence! It is also your best present to
others!
- Mehmat Murat Ilden
- Mehmat Murat Ilden
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Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.
- Mahatma Gandhi
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Sir Richard F. Burton
To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
- Lynn Lavner
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
- Albert Einstein
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
- Eleanor Powell
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
- Woody Allen
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
- Goncourt
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
- Mark Twain
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
- Stendhal
If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.
- Voltaire
God is clever, but not dishonest.
- Albert Einstein
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
- Ronnie Shakes
There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
- C.S. Lewis
God has no religion.
- Mahatma Gandhi
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
- Albert Einstein
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Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.
- Mahatma Gandhi
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
- Sir Richard F. Burton
To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
- Lynn Lavner
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
- Albert Einstein
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
- Eleanor Powell
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
- Woody Allen
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
- Goncourt
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
- Mark Twain
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.
- Stendhal
If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.
- Voltaire
God is clever, but not dishonest.
- Albert Einstein
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
- Ronnie Shakes
There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
- C.S. Lewis
God has no religion.
- Mahatma Gandhi
I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
- Albert Einstein
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Insist upon yourself.
Be original.
A hero is no braver than ordinary
man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
Nothing
can bring you peace but yourself. Nothing can bring you peace but the triumph
of principles.
Always do what you are afraid to do.
Humility is the secret
of the wise.
Fear always springs from ignorance.
Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.
People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a
confession of character.
No book was ever written down by any but itself.
Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person,
hypocrisy begins.
People with great gifts are easy to find, but symmetrical and balanced
ones never.
For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
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Sunday, 16 November 2014
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Philosophy begins in wonder.
- Plato
- Plato
Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who
find it.
- Andre Gide
- Andre Gide
I am a part of all that I have met.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon
- John Lennon
I know I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
- Socrates
- Socrates
Philosophy is common sense with big words.
- James Madison
- James Madison
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding truth.
- Ludwig Borne
- Ludwig Borne
No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.
- Aristotle
- Aristotle
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried
before.
- Mae West
- Mae West
Your attitude belongs to you, and its your choice if you
want to have a good one.
- Joyce Meyer
- Joyce Meyer
You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
- Navajo Proverb
- Navajo Proverb
You can see a lot by just looking.
- Yogi Berra
- Yogi Berra
Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects.
- Thomas Carlyle
- Thomas Carlyle
A thousand men can’t undress a naked man.
- Greek Proverb
- Greek Proverb
We become aware of the void as we fill it.
- Antonio Porchio
- Antonio Porchio
Admiration and familiarity are strangers.
- George Sand
- George Sand
When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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Monday, 27 October 2014
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A wedding is just like a funeral except you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen
- Grace Hansen
Why is it when we talk to God, we are praying, but when God talks to us, we are schizophrenic.
- Lily Tomlin
- Lily Tomlin
Behind every successful man, stands a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.
- Brooks Hays
- Brooks Hays
Of
all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
― Mark Twain
― Mark Twain
Normal people with normal problems can be hilarious.
- Tommy Lee Jones
- Tommy Lee Jones
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in
the dark with a mosquito.
― Betty Reese
― Betty Reese
I'm single by choice.
Not my choice.
― Orny Adams
― Orny Adams
I'm
astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around chinatown.
― Woody Allen
― Woody Allen
Silence
is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
― Bob Monkhouse
― Bob Monkhouse
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
― Henny Youngman
― Henny Youngman
The
conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
― Arthur Bloc
― Arthur Bloc
If
love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
― Unknown Author
― Unknown Author
You
know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you are down there.
― George Burns
― George Burns
One
of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
― Rita Mae Brown
― Rita Mae Brown
I
used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
― Les Dawson
― Les Dawson
I
am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate
plants.
― A. Whitney Brown
― A. Whitney Brown
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
― Quentin Crisp
― Quentin Crisp
I
always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more
specific.
― Lily Tomlin
― Lily Tomlin
The
main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
― German Proverb
― German Proverb
I
never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
― Groucho Marx
― Groucho Marx
Love
is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
― Ambrose Bierce
― Ambrose Bierce
The
road to success is always under construction.
― Arnold Palmer
― Arnold Palmer
No,
I don't have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
― Ashleigh Brilliant
― Ashleigh Brilliant
