A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
- William James
Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
- Emo Phillips
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
- George Carlin
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Mark Twain
A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Winston Churchill
All you need is love. But a chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
- Albert Einstein
A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
- Albert Einstein
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.
- Sigmund Freud
If I keep paying attention, I am going to be in debt.
- Noah Monteiro
A house cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.
- Valeriu Butulescu
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
- Mark Twain
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Very good collection about weird quotes. Thanks for sharing!!