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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
     - William James


Some mornings, its just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
     - Emo Phillips


May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
     - George Carlin

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
     - Mark Twain


A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
     - Winston Churchill


All you need is love. But a chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
     - Charles M. Schulz


Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
     
- Albert Einstein

A man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
     - Albert Einstein

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.
     - Sigmund Freud

If I keep paying attention, I am going to be in debt.
     - Noah Monteiro


A house cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.
     - Valeriu Butulescu

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
     - Mark Twain

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  1. Very good collection about weird quotes. Thanks for sharing!!

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